Monday 20 July 2015

Scotland’s First Wine Branded “Undrinkable”

Scotland has produced its first wine in living memory. The Ideal Wine Company has learned that experts across the world have branded the concoction “undrinkable.”

Wine growing conditions


England’s neighbour to the north is known for many things; haggis, William Wallace, kilts, Holyrood and Ben Nevis among them. In particular the nation of the Loch Ness monster is known as one of the finest Whiskey producers on the planet.

However, Scotland has never had a reputation as a wine producer. This is because you need certain conditions to produce the quality grapes that are required to make an outstanding wine; conditions such as those enjoyed by our neighbours across the Channel, France. Scotland is a cold, wet, windy country that sees about as much sunlight as Scandinavia; it’s no France.

Scotland’s first home grown wine


Yet this hasn’t stopped one man from trying to beat the odds. The Daily Mail has reported that Aberdeen-based Christopher Trotter has produced Scotland’s first home grown wine in living memory in his vineyard in Fife.

Trotter succeeded; he produced a vintage which he has gone on to call “Chateau Largo.” From what we can tell, this is a hearty red that experts suggest has a sherry-like consistency. If we’re being honest, that was the nicest thing the experts had to say about Scotland’s first ever home grown wine.

Critics comment


The vast majority branded it “undrinkable” and “not fit for human consumption.” The first to try it was Richard Meadows, the owner of Edinburgh-based wine merchants the Great Grog Company. 

He said: “It has potential. It doesn't smell fresh but it's crisp and light and structurally it's fine. It's not yet drinkable but, that said, I enjoyed it in a bizarre, masochistic way.”

Even Trotter himself admitted the wine was “not great.” The wannabe wine-producer commented: "We have produced a vintage of, shall we say, a certain quality, but I’m confident the next will be much better. We have proved we can grow grapes in the Scottish climate."

Buy a Bordeaux



Yeah… we’re not holding our breath Chris; here at the Ideal Wine Company we think we’ll stick with our Burgundies and Bordeauxs thanks. If you want to see why we love French wines so much, why don’t you buy one of the Ideal Wine Company’s Bordeauxs today?